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Terrible Demotivational Poster

LOBSTERS - really don't want to be boiled alive and eaten... But they're just being shellfish.


NEW YORK METS - Seriously. You are the worst team in the history of the world. Just give up already.

TAGS: baseball terrible douche
Rating: 2.47/5

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FuckMets&Yankees - September 30, 2008, 1:23 pm
how do u pick up an all star or 2 every off season and still suck so bad?


TAGS: life dream strange terrible world
Rating: 4.74/5

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GaryO - August 3, 2012, 7:30 pm
Nice pic, nice caption, solid 5L. Cheers, space


Arcane -


TAGS: killing rebels betraying the jedi terrible resume
Rating: 4.47/5

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GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 8:18 pm
TOC took the high road, cause she's TOC, and she wears really tight leather jeans,.. but I regress,.. but me...I took the enough is enough road. for reals, again
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:10 pm
LOL! Wait.... what?
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 7:56 pm
the Quarterback, is toast...:)
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 7:54 pm
I need a night job. I'm missing all the fun. The nights don't belong to the timmys anymore. I'm like the frickin' Maytag repairman at night.
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 7:53 pm
Wow. Has he been... sanitized?
Spades - June 9, 2010, 5:10 pm
Dude... I just got here and even i think this guys a jerk!
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:04 am
You're into dead chicks, huh? Nice to know.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:00 am
Sorry, did you say something? I was too busy porking your mother.
wampyre - June 9, 2010, 10:30 am
Yet another awesome poster to rate 5 Rancors on! ! ! Nicely used Star Wars reference! ! !
Bakstabr - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
I need to try and actually make a d*mn poster myself one of these days hehe
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:56 am
We'll have a memorial after he's gone.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 9:55 am
Can we have a sanitizer tribute day? >:) I mean hand sanitizer, of course. I am a germophobe.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:55 am
You just noticed?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:54 am
I'm working on July...I'm slow and I drink a lot so be patient with me. I think the tribute calendar was a one time thing (or we'll need lots of new regulars)
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 9:52 am
Well, ffs, there is a d*** tribute calendar this month.
Bakstabr - June 9, 2010, 9:50 am
See I bet this guy would go "GUINESS again?" or even "COWS Again?" He has yet to realize the fact that Wait.....wait....anyone made a new calendar yet so he can see when to expect alot of the same?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:37 am
Well, I tried.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 9:13 am
He was talking to you, silly.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 9:10 am
Stop talking to yourself!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 8:55 am
Would you walk into a bar and just start insulting everyone around you?...even the bouncers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 8:55 am
You should spend some time in the forum and get to know some of us and learn the spirit of the site. Unless you're just another troll. This is a tribute poster for a guy who uses a stormtrooper avatar.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 8:50 am
Stormtroopers? Again? For reals? AGAIN?

CRAFTSMANSHIP - Some times you have to do a job a few hundred times before you realize maybe you should do something different.

TAGS: terrible
Rating: 4.67/5

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Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:52 am
Do not a**ume the metal that you're checking is at 90 degrees, the square could be correct!
Greeny - June 21, 2011, 5:59 pm
I'd buy a better quality square, and not use it as a hammer
forseti - June 21, 2011, 3:51 pm
same with motifaking :D


TAGS: do nothing continuously terrible mariand
Rating: 4.36/5

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mariand - July 6, 2012, 1:42 am
Thinking without acting means nothing.
SteveFurlong - July 5, 2012, 6:13 pm
It makes you think. Or it would, if thinking weren't doing something.

HELLO? - Is anybody there?

TAGS: terrible phone
Rating: 4/5

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falloutghoul - December 19, 2012, 6:14 pm
Yes, this is bird.

TUNNELS - If you dig deep enough, you might just find an original thought. Scary, I know.

TAGS: tunnels are terrible with tea and crumpets
Rating: 3.89/5

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Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 2:53 pm
try for brevity. Plus, I didn't want Tony's debut to be too good. lol jk
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 2:52 pm
Yeah, that's my fault. I could have done something with the caption to make that obvious. I toyes with the idea of putting "..., much mangled and long decayed" after "thought." At the time, though, I figured that that didn't sound snappy enough. I usually
TheTrashHeap - January 24, 2010, 2:35 pm
I got the cliffton thing and a**umed you were intending it to be an obvious alias. The corpses representing the decay of original thought thing went WAY over my head.
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 1:55 pm
d***. I didn't mean this one to be subtle. That seems to be a problem with me lately. Anyway, I think I've royally screwed up the Cliffton joke. I was watching "Man on the Moon" and figured..."You know, I could do that on motifake." lol
rerun - January 24, 2010, 1:52 pm

got it, deep thoughts
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 1:51 pm
Just a critique on tunneling, and how n00bs piggyback on original ideas and dilude the intended purpose and meaning. The corpse is supposed to represent the decay of creative thought.
rerun - January 24, 2010, 1:46 pm

ah, that explains it. I was just thinking, ah ****, here we go yet again. I don't understand the poster though
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 1:46 pm
I wasn't really trying to fool anybody. lol Just thought it would be funny. Even used the name of a famous impostor.
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 1:44 pm
Yeah, I was trying an Andy Kaufman joke. Briton parody, but it kept coming up as me. I have no interweb skills. I can't figure this **** out.
rerun - January 24, 2010, 1:43 pm

bart/tony......this scene has been played out.
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 1:36 pm
That's odd coiming from a man who's into LARGE machinery. You're obviously overcompensating for something.
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 1:23 pm
You're a ***k!

HOLLYWOOD - In California they don't throw their garbage out, they make them into TV shows.

I WILL NEVER - Eat chinese food again

TAGS: terrible chinese food
Rating: 3.5/5

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CloudchaserS - December 22, 2012, 12:17 am
maoworks2 - December 21, 2012, 2:31 pm
With 4 You Get Egg Rolls .


TAGS: alzheimers is terrible
Rating: 2/5

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RushReference - June 9, 2009, 4:01 pm
Rule #16: Never mix cocaine and ecstasy on an empty stomach.

Terrific -



TAGS: sausages wurst terrible pun creepy
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - May 10, 2015, 6:26 am
At least this one is! Rolling eyes in pain, laughing! 5 L Oldsod!
concern3 - May 9, 2015, 12:44 pm
words a 5er